• Obinice@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.

    They’re not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don’t even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.

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      4 hours ago

      This reads to me like mockery. As in, “Naked bike riding is the most dangerous demonstration so far.” Not dangerous at all.

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    9 hours ago

    I suppose that’s probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he’s seen, but that’s because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?

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    13 hours ago

    Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?

    Weird.

  • TronBronson@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things

  • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17 hours ago

    Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol

  • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Just wait till No Kings II. We’re going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.

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    15 hours ago

    I feel like pointing out the ignorance or cowardice in this statement is just playing their game.

    The main purpose of the statement is to get a scary sound bite from a high ranking government official that the media can use to “credibly” scare millions of people who don’t pay close attention to the world around them, and make the American dictatorship more palatable to them.

    Then there’s always the secondary benefit of rubbing their open hypocrisy in their enemies’ faces.

  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I’m sure you’ve never seen naked people before

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    16 hours ago

    This Mike Johnson is the slimiest piece of glue holding a lot of this bad shit together. Fuck Mike Johnson and his glorious worship (or fear) of his dear leader. He’s the wormtongue for our times.