The final results for my last unit are out, I did somehow manage to scrape through with a Distinction.
yay, congratulations 😘🏆
Congrats! Nice work!
Congrats!
Congrats!
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Got my first payslip after dropping to part time. Yes, it looks a little sadder, but given how bone tired I am right now I absolutely cannot wait to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling in complete silence tomorrow morning. Just need to watch the spending a little closer.
Dropping to part time was one of the best mental things I ever did. Yes it’s a money ouch, but not as bad as I thought it might be.
That’s good to hear… I’m reducing my hours next year and am a bit worried about handling the cut in pay. I’ve lived on way less in the past so know I can do it, and am hoping for less burnout, too 🤞🏼
Heading to the shops, anyone need anything?

Your bag looks pretty full already.
He’ll Skoot over. Probably. Maybe.
Mama needs a brand new bag.
Motivation and bread, please!
🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🥖

This is amazing and hilarious. Thank you. Thank you!
I wasn’t allowed to use the word ‘ass’
did you try arse?
Dinoarseor failed, but this got through

NSFW
Anusaur
Ankolonsaurus/Anculosaurus
Tyranusaurus rectum
cool …😹
They have a thing about donkeys?
Teleporter?
🛅
a Vietnamese banquet please
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thank you , nom nom nom
The office dog is a cavoodle with a white patch on her chest. Her bone shaped tag makes it look like a bowtie over a dress shirt so she looks very fancy as she pathetically begs everyone for food
Being asked if I have plans on x day without telling me what they’re planning. I don’t fall for that. I need all the details upfront!
IKR?
So great you’re free! You can help me express the dog’s anal glands!
you’ve met my sister then
I do my dog’s, if anyone needs a lesson hmu.
😂
Gonna keep it really vague. I am now a pseudo nurse to my beautiful husband who has a temporary piss bag strapped to his leg. It’s definitely a new for us.
I did wonder about your hospital comment last night… I hope you’re both travelling well. Community nurse here, feel free to hit me up with any questions. Nothing is too gross or stupid.
Omg. Thank you. How the fuck do I wash the overnight bag or do I need to? It wasn’t explained to me how but in the pamphlet it says to.
Empty it (obvs) and and flush it through with warm water from the white tip end out the open tap. You can use some gentle hand soap, nothing as harsh as dishwasher liquid. We usually tell people to do that in the shower. Rinse all the soap out. You can use 1:8 vinegar/water to flush out if you think its smelly. Put the cap back on the white tip, leave the end tap open and hang it somewhere to drip dry. Keep it up off the floor.
Ah. Thank you.
And keep it lower than his bladder.
Got it 👍
Oh my! Best wishes to husband, and some strength and patience vibes for you.
This isn’t related to the shaver incident, is it?
Hahaha. Nah but we did laugh at the amount of people who got to see my handiwork.
oh no
hope he gets better real soon
Thank you
so many hugs
Oh that’s not good.
Wish him all the best from us.
👍
Hope he’s okay!
He’s ok. He’s a little shook but doing well. Thank you.
I’m sorry to hear it. It’s good though because it means he’s been seen and everything is being managed. Fingers crossed he’s okay soon 🤞
Oh shit. Hope he’s OK ❤️
Best wishes to your hubby - hope he’s doing ok
bros are big mad about italy’s femicide laws. It’s sexism! Fascism!!! When will we consider the real victims here - men who murder women???
Yeah those threads… they get so pissy and defensive.
it’s all fear based, I get that…but god damn, stop listening to that lizard brain ya oiks
They always seem to be up in their feelings but I doubt it’s fear.
Or if it is it’s weirdly misplaced
quick lunchtime sketch

got bumped out of lemmy, 🙏 google password manager
The container deposit machine is not as hungry as I hoped it would be. I got rid of, like, ten and then it told me it was full.
Dangit
Can’t wait for probation to be over so I can move closer.
In a less negative vibe, I made some marketing material fairly quickly today off the cuff and it seems to be a hit!
Edit: also tomorrow is Friday which is awesome.
I wish time would hurry up
super shallow post incoming
the flies and other flying bugs are bad here especially down at the beach, I’ve found using cologne scented shampoo has helped somewhat
would it be too much scent/icky to also use 4711 soap and maybe some extra eucalyptus in my laundry liquid? I don’t want to go the deet route and since the bugs here are clean biters I don’t have a need to
It’s worth a shot.
go the deet route
After seeing what it does to oxalis I’m not putting that on anymore lol.
You could just pour some 4711 cologne into a little plastic spritz bottle to lightly spray over your clothes. If that’s a bit expensive Florida Water (some Asian shops sell knockoffs) or rosewater might be more bang for your buck.
That might be a risk for attracting bees though
Managed to stay down the beach an extra 2 days. Back in Melbs now.
A father w/ his 3 identical triplet daughters sitting opposite was interesting. Haven’t seen that before. All dressed the same which would be confusing.
Boo, today’s hard
so many hugs
seems a few people today are having a rough time
many hugs to Melbs and to the CEO fam
Eeep. Only how many more days to xmas? Not that I’m counting.
I’m bored because I’ve done all the work I can without someone else giving direction.
2 and a half hours to go.
Niota is an interesting and inscrutable game that is full of Interesting Choices
















