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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran

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Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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See Melania Trump chair a United Nations Security Council meeting to discuss education's role in promoting peace as the United States attacks Iran.
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    In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

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      Bubba was unavailable

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      I’ll take the horse.

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        Horse? I thought you said whores

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          Fine. Then I’ll take the whores.

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            Here ya go

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              He said whore, not cunt.

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              They said whores, not horse.

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        Loose? In a hospital?

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        With blackjack! And hookers!

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      Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.

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        Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it’s true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it’s hard to separate the truth from the lies.

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          Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

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            About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

            We’ve advanced so much since then! We’ve put a pedophile in power, yet allow him to bury the evidence so nobody calls him that.

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      Made his whore a senator?

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