Zerush@lemmy.ml to Science@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoPythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoraswww.iflscience.comexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1694arrow-down14cross-posted to: science@beehaw.org
arrow-up1690arrow-down1external-linkPythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoraswww.iflscience.comZerush@lemmy.ml to Science@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square84fedilinkcross-posted to: science@beehaw.org
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up100arrow-down1·8 months agoI knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!
minus-squarePronell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·8 months agoI took the opposite tack. You ain’t shit, Pythagoras! You just wrote it down, you didn’t figure it out, you absolute fucking fraud. We’re taking your immortality back!
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoQuick! Change all the textbooks to “clay tablet theorem”!
minus-squaremaniii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoWhy not call it the Summerian Theorem ? Or Arabic/Persian/Philistine Triangulation Theorem ?
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 months agoAnd he invented plagiarism too!
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agonah he probably stole that as well.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoPoor poor Plagiar, everything he invented people stole and took credit for.
minus-squareFishbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoThe Plagiarian theorem is a real bummer.
I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!
I took the opposite tack.
You ain’t shit, Pythagoras! You just wrote it down, you didn’t figure it out, you absolute fucking fraud. We’re taking your immortality back!
Quick! Change all the textbooks to “clay tablet theorem”!
Why not call it the Summerian Theorem ? Or Arabic/Persian/Philistine Triangulation Theorem ?
And he invented plagiarism too!
nah he probably stole that as well.
Poor poor Plagiar, everything he invented people stole and took credit for.
The Plagiarian theorem is a real bummer.
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