melbaboutown@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month agoDiscussion Thread 😺Thursday 29 May 2025message-squaremessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 😺Thursday 29 May 2025melbaboutown@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month agomessage-square135fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoThe distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store… What do you do?
minus-squareStudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month ago“if I can have a lock of your daughter’s hair, I’ll save her!” I was going to say Title “if I can have your daughter’s virginity…” But no one likes those kinds of players
minus-squareSeagoon_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoFinish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.
The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store… What do you do?
“if I can have a lock of your daughter’s hair, I’ll save her!”
I was going to say
Title
“if I can have your daughter’s virginity…”
But no one likes those kinds of players
Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.