Seems Yarrabyte has got on the beers?
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Funeral complete. Lovely to see people, even if it is like this
so many hugs
I’m sorry. Be extra kind to yourself, one funeral is hard let alone two
Hope you’re doing ok over there.
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Chef has relocated and is no longer of this world. But fear not, for we are omnipresent and we shall continue serving from another universe. It is however with regret that we will no longer be able to raise alert in the event of sky pretty.
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋I’d like some interdimensional fish and chips please Chef
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A toast to chef 🧃 … may your new sky always be pretty
May I have a strong coffee and toast with butter and exotic jam?
Thank you. The sky is indeed pretty here.
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Chef, I think all of us hope your new plane of existence is entirely to your satisfaction. We hope you will keep us informed of the prettiness or otherwise of the the ‘sky’ or functional substitute thereof.
Also, could I have a nice cup of tea and a bikkie?
Thank you. The sky and the artificial structures are so far highly satisfactory. The wind howls sometimes but no more than what Melbourne undergoes.
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Derek?
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I hope your skies are beautiful where ever you are.
Your loyalty card gets you one free hug 🫂
The skies are beautiful. Thank you for the free hug.
Chef, you are amazing no matter which plane you exist on. Thank you for all of the smiles!
… may I please have some potatoey goodness?
Thank you. Our pleasure.
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Will you be back, Chef?
Pick something for yourself :)
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We shall not return for many years
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You will be missed.
We miss Melbourne too.
Hmm I’m not sure
Where my ting
You did not say Can I have ehhhhhhhhh
The blues are here even with soxcat around. Some sad news lately that just seems to put a damper on things and my lack of progress lately on the thesis ain’t good.
Try again tomorrow… Gonna disappear into a chip packet for now and ponder AI taking over everything again after watching some VEO 3 clips.
Also I can’t get over how unbelievably soft sox’s fur is. And she still smells like baby powder. Even though she only eats dine crap at home…
Hmmm… I prescribe cuddlepurrs. Maybe if you put a heat source in your lap and feed her a creamy treat
I gave her a Churu knockoff earlier to improve the mood all around, I think I might actually steal her cat bed and wear it to see if she’ll come snuggle on the couch
Heated blanket. Get a cheap kmart one. You will be relaxed and sox will be delighted
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Success, I am now trapped on the couch by a warm and purry feline. … I’m just not in the most comfortable position to hold but I mustn’t move the cat.
Welcome to the club lol
The temptation to occasionally poke her is too much for me.
I have managed to shift to a more comfy position and get the joy of stroking her and ruffling her chin every so often. This is life 🥰
Sounds so blissful!
Found his limit:
He’ll change his mind tomorrow but for now he gets some time off.
I HATE ROLEPLAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STUPID ROLEPLAYS ILL ROLEPLAY YOU UP THE HEAD FUCKING ROLEPLAYS
The distressed blacksmith runs into the tavern shouting that the goblins have kidnapped his daughter. Your group is sitting around a table in the back having just escorted some supplies to the general store… What do you do?
“if I can have a lock of your daughter’s hair, I’ll save her!”
I was going to say
Title
“if I can have your daughter’s virginity…”
But no one likes those kinds of players
Finish my ale, then form a posse, see if we have enough weapons, then make a plan, then take out the goblins.
Oh I’m hearing you. Good time for a toilet break that lasts at least 20 minutes.
I used to really hate them, but we have to do them a lot at work (mock phone calls primarily) and I’m fairly used to it now.
As in… err… in the bedroom?
Nah bedroom roleplays are great!
My kink in the bedroom is to roleplay as a submissive HR manager and constantly blurt out ‘WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS TELL ME IT’S SITTING BEHIND MY DESK’.
As in at work?
Terrible experience all around.
As in, assessment for tafe 🤢
Even worse. All the best with with cringe 😁
Like, customer service or treatment/first aid role plays?
Customer service roleplay for my assessments blehh
Spice it up by pretending to get bitten/clawed, or the patient runs around the clinic so you have to chase it down with a towel …
I totally agree with you.
I hate them so much,
I’m the corpse in the local gibbet. I just sit here occasionally offgassing.
We find good bacon and potato in the other world.
And the breakfast sausage is AMAZING! And not just for breakfast …
Heheheh sausage
Three meals a day. 😏
it's even on the food pyramid 🤷🏼♀️
delicious and healthy
We still think the Bunnings one is superior.
Finally worked out how to get this dog to finally bring the ball back.
You have to kick the ball and not throw it.
Not sure how that works but it does.
Hahaha.
My dog will chase and pick up the ball, run straight passed me, drop it down the yard and then look at me as if to say “your turn”. Little shithead.
Stupid roleplays for my assessments are done, now I just need to write a bit more - fluff it out - and submit. Then I only have 3 quizzes (not open yet) and an oral presentation to do, and I’m done! Should be good by mid June, then I get my cert aw yeeee
Saw my cunt of an ex at Flagstaff station before, as I was on the train passing through. They didn’t get on, or recognise me (I’ve lost 20kg, and was wearing a beanie and hornrim sunnies lol).
They haven’t changed at all, physically or mentally, and I love that for them. Couldn’t have happened to a better person tbh.
Ughh. People like them should have the decency to fall into a black hole so you never have to worry about being jumpscared
😂😂😂 one can dream!! I’ll pop a bottle of red to celebrate haha
You’re doing so well. Good on you!
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You go girl!!
Aw yeee 🤘💜
I hope tinybreak is okay - sending you good vibes! 💜
At the moment I am assuming everything missing has been packed into one of my boxes. Being tiny it is entirely possible he has slipped in with something else without being noticed. If so he is likely very safe with lots of soft packing material, but may not be able to return until unpacking happens next week.
Alternatively, he could have slipped through to another plane of existence, and Bacon is looking for him now? If so I’m sure he will be found quickly and will return to us very well fed.
Tiny, if you are out there, please bang on a pipe or something so we know you’re ok…
They’re banging on reddit pipes, I think he’s fine.
Ah waking up to hairball noises and a mess to clean up.
Yay…
Edit: yeah I’m wrecked. Decided to work from home.
Eventually you reach a point where it’s Tomorrow Gibson’s problem. Or your partner’s
Screaming junkie neighbour. Manager treating me like a junior and micro managing. Not enough sleep. Reducing anti depressent dose.
Feels like I’m going to explode.
Feeling pretty dang sore today, but I a good way.
Planning a nice long sauna/Steam session tomorrow morning to get in a weekend mood.
Office is dead as but since I’m still fairly new in this role, I’m showing up as required until end of probation at least.
Goodnight all ❤️
Come on tomorrow night, looking forward to my date :)
Edit: I wish I could go to bed right now.
Same person you mentioned last time?
Sadly not. We got along like a house on fire but our lives are going in very different directions.
I see. Good luck 🫡
Going on dates, especially if the person is a stranger, is brave
Cheers :)
I’ve got nothing to lose. I’ve been on some awful, awful dates. So I’m prepared lol
Yay! Is this an app date by chance?
Yep. I swore off doing this again, but I threw bumble on a few weeks ago and had an interesting match.
My experience with app dates has been very poor, so I’m not holding my breath.
Good luck 🫡
