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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month ago

Discussion Thread 🍔 Wednesday 20 August 2025

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Discussion Thread 🍔 Wednesday 20 August 2025

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month ago
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    Hello everyone, what are you doing to get C-Suite buy-in on your B2B ecommerce strategy today?

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      sprays you with wolf urine

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        That’s some out of the box thinking

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      I assume C-Suite is the Cat? My Back to Bed ecommerce strategy is an online grocery delivery that’s coming soon, so I do my shopping and nap simultaneously. The cat is fully on board after I provided a strategic breakfast and snack option.

      Edit: Damn, I got buy in from the C-Suite, but not the D-Suite. B2B strategy has failed and I’m off to take Mr Woof for a walk in the lovely sunshine instead. C-Suite’s implimented her own B2B strategy and is taking a nap in the window hammock.

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        My investor is keen and often urges this strategy. She will frequently loop me in

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      • Who made this circuit up for you, anyway?
      • You bought it in a shop?! Hoo, what a terrible job.
      • You’ve got your negative feedback coupled in with your push-pull input-output.
      • Take that across through your red-headed pickup to your tweeter …
      • If you’re modding more than eight, you’re gonna get wow on your top!
      • You try to bring that down through your rumble filter to your woofer,
      • and what’ll you get? Flutter on your bottom!!
      • Flanders & Swann (sometime in the 60s but still relevant to high tech today imo)
      • tombruzzo@aussie.zone
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        You’ve surfaced a lot of great insights here. Let’s circle back in the short-term with a discovery session to strategise

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      I brushed my teeth

    • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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      1 month ago

      Be a complete cock waffle to the people below me in the hierarchy. Then they’ll welcome me as one of their own.

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      Circling back and flagging the dynamic UX survey commissioned by arthritic wombles

    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
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      Idk what this means 😢

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        Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

        • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
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          Provocative for me is when Americans say nougat. 😡

      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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        Convincing the top brass to listen to your plan on how to sell shit to other businesses I believe.

        • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
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          Does C-Suite mean cunt suite or cock suite???

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            Both lol

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              😂

          • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
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            Cloaca

            Management are seagulls

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            It makes me think of midwifery - you have your c-section in the c-suite

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        bribes, it means bribes and a cut in on the deal

        • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
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          Oh. I like that.

    • tone212_@aussie.zone
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      Can I have some money now?

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