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setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago

Disgraced Andrew insists royal staff call him 'sir' and fetch beer

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Disgraced Andrew insists royal staff call him 'sir' and fetch beer

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setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago
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    “Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir”.

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    Why does this fucker get royal staff?

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    Fuck you Andy

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    His staff are on record as saying they call him “the cunt” when he’s not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview.

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    You’re just a Mr. Mountbattan-Windsor to me.

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      Wait until they downgrade him from Mountbatten to just Hill

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    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      I am no true king.

      You do the math. ;)

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        Right. You’re a potato.

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    Here is your beer “Sir” …

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    No matter what they are forced to call you, you’ll always see the contempt in their eyes; not one person smiling to see you walk into the room, ever.

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    He is getting used to it I guess. “Sir” is a pretty big demotion from “your royal highness”.

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    My first impulse was to comment this :

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    But then…

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    No son of royalty or riches is a real boy!

    Mainstream or street.

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