Neighboura having a blue outside so of course I’m at the top of my driveway laughing my arse off.
I just had a nap. Why?
I need to stay up till around 2am because I’m going to a concert tomorrow night and want to go out afterwards without zonking out halfway through.
You doing good and planning in advance.
Poured myself a nice glass of mineral water over ice.
Took a nice big gulp…and it’s Tonic water.
How’s your evening going?
Add some gin. Kills the germs.
Out of him. I added it to the sink and actually read the label before pouring.
Worst part is the water was intended to wash down a very smokey whiskey.
Owwwww.
I can cleanse my mouth, but the psychological trauma will be hanging around for a while.
Good. Winning at cards. I’ll stagger down to the lotto shop tomorrow to put a ticket on. Still haven’t cashed in my last bet which was a 10 minute massage. Lady luck is on my side.
Good shit. If you win tomorrow I get 5% for the good vibes I’m sending your way.
Deal 🤝
Inshallah
So ANZAC day being so close to Easter, this April we remember the veterans who died for our sins.
Nah, we just strategic our leave
Dammit. The Trumpet party and some Independent wanker are texting me about the election. Gtfo my messages
Made it home from footy. Wet through, but on the bright side I have Mongolian beef and a donut
How can this only have ~7.5k likes…?
Hardly anyone knows him these days sadly.
Have you seen this? his performance of Clementine on Breakfast Time in 1995? He’s basically awkwardly laughing along with the presenters, and then just knocks it out of the park with his performance. Watch the presenter’s demeanor change as soon as he starts playing…
gambling
TAB has a Coalition majority at 17 to 1. Seriously thinking of chucking 10 bucks on it so at least I could buy myself an expensive bottle of scotch to drown my sorrows if they win
I wonder if you can place bets on the new pope. I’d chuck a tenner on an outsider for the win.
I’m sure you can. Personally I’d like to see Cardinal Pizzaballa (yes that’s a real person)
I need to study the form guide before making my selection but I do like your tip 👍
😭
im doing $20
I feel stupid lol
You’re a good person, sitting in the rain to make sure they get fed ☔🥹
Not stupid.
why?
Hilarious scenes here. Kid has now learnt why spending 5 hours in her new car with radio, lights and windows down is too much for a little battery. Also why Mummy has windy windows. Daddy is now charging the battery to atleast wind the windows up in case it rains. Kid has now killed Daddy’s buzz.
At home is the best place to learn this lesson
Exactly. Lesson learnt 👏 👏 👏
Bahahahaa
I really do try not to be judgy. But there are people out there actually making an active choice to have margarine on their toast. It’s not better for you and it tastes like spreadable plastic.
what if dairy products give a person tingly lips? 😖
The olive oil based stuff is still way better than marge. Have some Nuttelex.
And margarine still has dairy in it!
I have the nuttelex 👍
Marge is a good starter spread for kids cos unlike butter it doesn’t rip holes or roll off the bread.
I guess kids don’t know any better. But spreadable butter is a thing.
Gutters started overflowing. Thankfully it was the release valve near the tank and not anything else (just cleaned the bloody things a week and a bit ago).
But golly gosh when I hear water gushing I get completely paranoid now after all the water woes over the last few years.
Gushing water scares me more than the power going out.
power outage means safety mechanism stopped the worst.
Gushing water is months to years of fucking drama and mould paranoia
All fixed now (touch wood), but after years of roof leaks and overflowing gutters I’m very triggered by dripping noises
I’ve decided I need to get really serious about my house hunting. I’m going to implement a spreadsheet.
I have watched 57 films this year, some of which, I have seen before.
This definitely invites questions on what was your fave film in each genre.
Uh I don’t really break it down by genre. I’ll list my favourites four, I have seen for the first time this year
The Brutalist
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Capote
Warfare
That’s impressive considering we’re not even halfway through. I feel like I’ve watched Wall-e that many times alone because of the kids
Train cancellations and even changing train line without announcement 😠
took over 1.5 hours to get home , usually takes 45 mins
