i’m upset no one thinks a giraffe can headbutt a panda
Here’s what national geographic has to say:
Yes they can and the panda loses every time.
It proves my point… that yes… actually… wait I forgot the question.
I saw it like a cartoon. You know in the Lion King when they’re all singing and the giraffes are swinging their necks around? And suddenly BAM, Panda!
A panda could headbutt a giraffe, but the giraffe might not even notice. Or it might slip over like it was on rollerskates.
Work from home tomorrow since I’m still sick. I might treat it as an unofficial sick day since I couldn’t take half a week off because of this conference
Just sent my biggest client proposal yet (in terms of the $$ it will bring in). I think I’ve reeled this client in to using me but I can never be sure. I’m always worried about being too expensive too but also need to charge my worth and what is fair, I ain’t out here to be the cheapest provider. Fingers crossed they go ahead. This will be a big moment for me if I get this work.
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sending all the mojo 🤞🤞🤞😘
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Night all ❤️
(if I get more than 2 hours sleep in a row tonight I’m buying a rotisserie chicken for the strays)
I’m a stray 👀
we’re all Strayans here
It’s your lucky day mate lol
Good night.
Back in Melbs. Needed those few days.
Almost tripped over 2 possums on the way in. They just casually walked in front of me, climbed the gate slowly then jumped into a tree and sat there. I was about 30cm away… weren’t fazed by me at all which is weird.
Good evening possposs. It’s their house now, sorry
aw, they are adorable
and welcome back from your break 👋
Like the magpies here. They’ll wander closer and look you in the eye!
I don’t want to
don’t
Delicious salad. I can feel the vitamins flow through me
I’ve got left over Chinese for lunch and I’m counting down!
I had a salad and egg sandwich at the beach. 🌞
Oh yummm!! My leftovers were delicious.
I love left overs, they always have a better flavour 😊🤤
I’ve gotten to the point that I cook spag bol to deliberately have it the next day.
Also some things are not easy to make in small quantities. Intentional leftovers for the win!
That might be the fibre…
I haven’t written an industrial track in almost 6 months. Finally got some decent ideas and it’s flowing.
Fuck yes!
Put your drumkit through the cheapest distortion pedal you can find
I actually bought a shitty tube screamer from temu a while ago. Time to fire it up!
Would you recommend it for a beginner who is looking for a cheap pedal to fuck around with?
I just spent an hour with it and honestly, it sounds pretty much the same as a more expensive one. I’ll dm you the temu pic when I get home.
That’s great. It will take all the bottom end out and make it sound nasty as fuck
We got Al Jorgensen over here…😜
Beach. 🌞 lovely day out there. I have sandals on.
didn’t find anything special, just a few bits and pieces
I am having trouble setting the horizon. I need to make a graticule and stick it on the phone.
What’s a graticule? Never erdovit.
a measure on or next to a lens, like a ruler or a grid
or maybe I could use a gimbal.
I will do some reading.
Here’s something that made me think a bit today whilst reading the instructions on chana dal.
Place uncooked chana dal into a bowl with 4 cups of water and allow to soak for 30 minutes. Rinse well, drain and set aside.
What difference does it make how much water I put in if I’m gonna rinse and drain anyway. I was a rebel and I put more in and smiled.
It would make more sense if they said “atleast 4 cups”.
Some people need specific instructions.
Do not eat the dishwasher ball
Why make them look like Jaffas?
So many things I’ve pondered today.
You make a good point.
We’ve not had a Nellie update this calendar year I think. I’m disinclined to renew based upon the echo. Thoughts?
Maybe Nellie has died and they don’t want to tell us?
Maybe she was headbutted by a giraffe?
I certainly hope not, but that would deserve an update!
Fair call. If they can’t be bothered to keep you/us updated, do they need your money.
**+^%# tonights clean had an unmitigated disastrous last hour, i had a containment breach, accidentally put a fcking hole in the dirty water bucket (while it was full, of course), the floor level run had multiple fcking barkface textured bricks full of nooks and crannies crammed with paint (so full i had not realised they were textured), and i busted my fucking head open on the bbq.
My jimmies, they are rustled.
Paper cut. Ooowie! Sometimes the littlest things hurt most.
Ouch :/
Melbcat has been cuddling with her head buried in my chest. And now she’s on my lap. 🥰 She’s so beautiful. I hope I get a long time with her yet.
I love cats and especially her
Coffee coffee coffee
yes yes yes
