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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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Medical tribunal rules ‘very low risk’ of Suhail Anjum, who had been dismissed by hospital in Greater Manchester, repeating behaviour
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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    Look he’s been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don’t think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there’s a chance to get his end away.

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      He will tap 'dat four times

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    the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.

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    honestly I don’t even care, at least the doctor wasn’t fucking the patient

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    TIL Doctor Who fucks.

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    Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least Doctor Who would’ve been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series

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    Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.

    • viking@infosec.pub
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      Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Doctor Who left patient…

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.

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      It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I’d much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.

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        So that it’s clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there’s a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.

        That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn’t gone for much more than a long bathroom break.

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          Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist’s job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.

        • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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          I coulda done it faster

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          I’ve also heard that it’s like a pilot job, the hardest part being the beginning and the end. During routine surgeries, they have fuck all to do, so might as well fuck I guess? /Shrug

        • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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          They also have more scrutiny and paperwork.

      • surph_ninja@lemmy.world
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        Oh, that tracks. They have a reputation among medical personnel for being the worst sociopaths.

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        During the sexergy.

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      Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it

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    Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.

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      It’s a devolving quest to repair their ratings.

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      Doctor Who gettingto nut these days.

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      Something, something. Timey whimy, time travel and the daleks

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    However, she was satisfied

    Phrasing.

    …that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.

    That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice… You can’t get fucked again.

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    I mean, how hot is this nurse?

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      More like : How horny was he ??

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        Could be her too, sometimes girls beg you to fuck them

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          Speak for yourself.

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    Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I’m not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant’s clone but he wasn’t really The Doctor at that point was he?

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      It’s greatly implied during many of The Doctors that he has sex often.

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        I personally don’t care for RTD and Moffat’s fixation on crude/lewd humour and doing all the stupid shipteases personally. So, mileage varies greatly on that.

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          Well, he had a granddaughter somehow.

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            Could that be his daughter’s daughter? In which case he wouldn’t have had to have sex.

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            I thought they got put together like a tapestry?

            That’s why they have looms or something to knit them up.

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              kinky

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              I think that’s been scrapped. The Looms came from the novels and stuff during the dark times between old and new who. Many many things from the new who seasons directly contradict there being Looms.

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              Yay, I thought i might have hallucinated Lungbarrow

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      Why do you think the companions are always girls?

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        point

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      The nurse was allowed to practice, so really it was all mutually agreed upon

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    Was the operation a success?

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      Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.

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        8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.

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          That’s why the doctor needs the practise.

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        came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?

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          and the patient came too, no harm !

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        He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.

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