That’s why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.
Like a field mouse in a snowstorm
I accidentally did this recently.
What I simply said was for her “not to have expectations”. What I meant was that I didn’t want to have sex on our first night together.
She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.
who lack confidence at the office when their pants are not pushing up their genitals all day
WTF?!
Yeah. Sounds not only creepy but uncomfortable too.
Equal opportunity sexual harassment?
I advised a friend once that to get the ladies he should put a potato in his bathing suit. He came back after a day at the beach and said it didn’t work. Turned out he got the instructions wrong; he put the potato in the back not the front.
No thanks, I already have a monster in my pants…you know, space herpes.
Like venom?
I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.
Isnt this the opposite of what you want? For me its so annoying when the package is very much visable through my clothing. I also hate when my hoodie or pants fold in my crotch area.
Dude, we got it, you have a big dick.
Heh. But actually i think its more related to ball size and how it rests naturally. While i have an average sized implement, it likes to rest on the royal jewel cushion so its quite pronounced compared to the size. There is zero tuckability, which i wished i had sometimes cause it can look like im having a wood while its in a complete resting state.
No. We want support so our balls don’t slosh around And showing off our package in tight pants is a bonus
The balls aren’t supposed to be supported. They are supposed to regulate themselves to dissipate heat.
You clearly dont ride bicycles.
The balls are the whole reason for the support
I don’t see what this has to do with anything. It’s a super specific scenario, should I wear a helmet around all day because I wear one to protect my head on a bike?
Kids in hs made fun of each other over this relentlessly. Its why so many boys wore long shirts, to cover it up.
Bring back codpieces!!
Is this, like, padding? Or is it literally just extra support? Because, sincerely not trying to brag, I’ve got a pretty big package and insufficient support leads to extensive chaffing.
If this is just extra support, this could be pretty awesome.
I knew a guy who stared a boxer company with a sort of built in pouch for “the fruit” to prevent chaffing and stuff. The company had the genius name of Dosco Jones. Don’t know if they are still around though
A padded bra but for cock. I feel like these could be highly inappropriate to wear in certain situations.
bask in the glory of my penis
I checked your profile and did not find any crotch shots, so I found myself unable to do any basking, sorry.
I need it for the back more than the front. I have Hank Hill ass. 😩
Then get Hank Hill’s solution and wear butt pads
What?
Who is looking at people’s junk?
Men
can confirm ✅
Haha perhaps it’s a well hidden secret that women also oogle the bodies of men
My eyes are up here ladies, quit objectifying me.
Guess that’s reassuring? Maybe?
Idk. I usually try to hide the bulge, seemed inappropriate. It’s why I don’t usually wear skinny jeans or snug pants.
Maybe I’m more amused that there are men this insecure about themselves. I can’t change my height, I can’t fix my ugly. But I can certainly show off a little I guess.
I am.
Had a coworker who’s pants was ultra tight. Could see outline very clearly.
Ever since puberty, me.
I thought they were just called “boxer briefs”
And my junk bubble already gets enough attention as it is
I can’t help but think this would only make things worse for someone insecure about their size because now it’s giving potential partners a false sense of reality that will be exposed the second they come off. It also seems weird because this isn’t the 1980s where “nut hugger” jeans are popular either.
If anything I would think pressing it up against the fabric would give a very very clear “impression” of their average size.
Only if you walk around erect all day. But yeah I don’t know why anyone would want this. I got really self conscious about wearing certain shorts because an ex told me my nuts would often show a buldge the way they fit. Never wanted to wear them again, was really hoping no one else noticed such, but who knows
Did they say the bulge was undesired though
The tone/context she said it in indicated she thought it was intentional with a hint of jealousy. So depends on the take I guess. Either way it was a lose lose situation for me and possibly something I should have seen as a red flag and not something to overly analyze… Says the guy who is still desiphering how I should have absorbed that information 14 years later
Bruh it sounds like you dated a man who didn’t know he was a man yet.
That’s why I want more than a “subtle lift.” I want a massive, exaggerated, cartoonishly unrealistic lift.
I don’t hear anything about people complaining about push-up bras, now men are finally getting some sexy clothing too.
Okay, but then where are the pants with ball-cleavage? Push-up, for what?
Yeah what guy would complain about seeing a woman take her bra off? A guy that insecure is going to have a bad reaction in the same situation.
It might genuenly make sense for transmascs, other than them I cant see much use
