Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 16°C, max - 21°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm rain
- Merry Solstice peoples. Nellie has been renewed. Blessed Be and assorted other seasonal whatssits.  - Yay Nellie!!! Thanks Cat, Merry Solstice 
- Merry Solstice Catfish 
 
- It’s not a headache. Pretty sure it’s covid. Feel the same as i did last time I had it. - Ordered some rat tests to be delivered. - Laaaaaaaaame - Edit: I have an excuse to just zonk on the couch and play video games i guess. - Boo to Christmas covid! - I hope it’s mild at least. - Make sure you get a medical certificate so you can swap some of your leave for sick leave. - That is a damn good idea! - But yeah, hopefully it’s not too bad 🤞🏾 
 
 
- I hate to sound like a Grinch but I’ll be glad when Xmas is over. Now that I’m not working I’ve got plenty of time to feel how stressed out I am. - I hate how everything is up in the air, busy and then closed. It’s a really disruptive time of year 
- I have to admit, I feel like a bit of a ping pong. I’ve got unexpected time off, but I don’t know how to relax into a “time-off” mode. - There is always something to do. Even if I’m not doing something, my brain is. - Im exactly the same. 
 
 
- deleted by creator - It truly doesn’t matter. An automated task would be out by a few seconds occasionally anyway. - If you are interested in playing with it, brisbot’s code is here. 
 
- Strap in for a pre Christmas round of gastro gang! - Oh no. 
- I mean I almost read that as strap on, LOL. - Sounds about 10x more appealing than gastro. 
 
 
- I’m back from shopping and gt everything on the list - a box of puppies ✅ - one adventure ✅ - butter ✅ - spoiler - spoiler - spoiler - Oooh a map. I better pack a 2nd breakfast - don’t forget a handkerchief 
 
- Ooh, fancy foreign butter. Many thanks. - that is my fave butter, it’s sweetish, creamy with little tasty salt crystals - Have you been able to buy it from a brick and mortar shop in Melbourne? 
 
 
- has anyone seen CEO, I have her box of puppies 🤪 
- Yay. Thank you. 
- I love that I was actually expecting a box of puppies. 😂 
 
- Last gym sesh for the year complete - I hope it was leg day! Leg day is the most fun day! 
 
- Phew bro and sil only staying one night this xmas. - It gon’ be frosty in those high temps though. - This is your periodic reminder to plot the kidnapping of butters from his undeserving humans. - I am looking forward to butters. Shame about the rest though heh. 
 
 
- Should be thinking about starting to prep the cooking for Christmas Day but I’m gonna read all day instead 😏 - I should clean, but I’m going to read instead. - that sounds like heaven 
- Excellent choice. Cha readin? - Kids books from the 70s, because I have my finger on the pulse. Just starting The Dark is Rising. - I fucking love that series. Ideal read for this time of year - if I recall correctly, Will’s birthday (and thus the start of shenanigans) is today 
- I love those books. Jane annoys me a great deal of the time, but isn’t as cardboard as it first seems. Each book is very different. Cracking good fun, but Very very British. 
 
 
 
- I love this for you. 
 
- It’s family xmas day for me - and the longest day of the year. For a number of reasons. One good thing is the venue is Somers on Westernport Bay, where my brother has a house. It’s been my family’s go to spot for holidays since about 1966 and while it’s changed a lot I still love it there. 
 Taking a hot-smoked trout with cajun spices for my contribution to the feast, and some toum.- May God give you strength. 
 Save me some trout 👀
- Oh that’s sounds nice. Where do you get the trout from? - The deli in Richmond Traders - the one near the doors out to Church Street. Exxy but looks verra verra nice. They also had marinated sardine fillets, so I grabbed some of those too. Strickly for my own consumption. 
 
 
- Happy Gravy Day guys. - Give my little be to Angus - And to Jack and Dolly - Frank and Dolly. - Fark, been a long day. - Hahaha. 
 
 
 
 
 
- Keen to hear how @just_kitten@aussie.zone is doing this morning :) - Completely hunky dory, woke up before 7 even and while I’ve been lolling around in bed I feel good and normal with zero headaches. Just about to roll out and make myself an omelette. Miraculous! - 🫠 have you tried to walk yet? - I can report that I have not walled into any walks yet ;) 
- No, but she’s tried to wall. 
 
 
 
- RIP to anyone who had hoped to go to the Grampians over xmas/NY. It’s not looking great especially with the scorcher predicted on Boxing Day. - Today I need to go water two friends’ plants and sort out the crap I’ve left at one place. I’m loathe to face the small pile but I WILL do it! And then plan my cooking for Xmas lunch as I’m working Monday and Tuesday. - I’m almost wondering if it might be worth it to work from home on Sunday instead and cut short Tuesday so it’s less of a rush. Might just do that… - deleted by creator - Oh no. ☹️ Fire related? - deleted by creator 
 
 
 
- Gee. I don’t think I’ll try this insomnia tablet.  - So does anyone else feel fucking terrified of “having sex” while being completely blacked out? - Making phone calls would be even more of a nightmare I reckon. More possible consequences and a pretty long tail of them. 
- I’ve never had blackout sex but I have tried to do deep fry dim sims whilst pretty much blacked out. - Not doing that again. - Sounds familiar. But have you tried sleep driving? - I mean how the fuck did this medicine pass testing?!?! - I got home after a graveyard shift one time many years ago and had a minor existential crisis because I truly didn’t remember the drive home. I read a couple of years ago that this phenomenon has a name: Highway Hypnosis. In theory, I shouldn’t have been fatigued that day, but that’s also a plausible explanation. - It took me a while to stop driving to an ex’s place. I’d find myself halfway there. I was driving safely, but my directions were by habit not intention. 
 
 
 
- Is it Ambien? Boyo has some terrifying and hilarious tales from taking that. 
- Haven’t had sex, but I’ve completely organically had entire conversations while blacked out 
- For like quite a while now I only have sex when I’m asleep 
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- Day 1 of holiday: - Savage migraine. - No! That sucks! - Do you have meds? - Just paracetamol and ibuprofen. Its eased a bit now but still bad in the back of my head. - It’s your body rapidly getting rid of all the bullshit you’ve had to put up with lately, tomorrow will be a fresh start for holiday funs! - this is not far from the truth 
 
- Do you find caffeine helps? - I used to wash the painkillers down with a strong coffee hoping to constrict the blood vessels in my brain and shorten the migraine 
 
 
 




















